Does anyone remember this song or ever heard it? My grandma used to sing it to me when I was pouting for no good reason.

Nobody likes me,
Nobody loves me,
Guess I'll eat some worms!

Long ones,
Slimey ones,
skinny ones,
and fat ones too . . .

Nobody likes me,
Nobody loves me,
Guess I'll eat some worms!

I'm sure if that's exactly how it goes, but that's just the part I remember.

I remember it, but I don't remember the first time I heard it as a child. I'm thinking my friend introduced me to it. Gosh I feel old now.

You aren't old . . . just older!!!! lol

Here Ya Go...several different versions.....bon appetite

Version I
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
Guess I'll go eat worms,
Long, thin, slimy ones; Short, fat, juicy ones,
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms.

Down goes the first one, down goes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.
Up comes the first one, up comes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.

Version II
Nobody loves me, everybody hates me
Think I'll go and eat worms
Long ones, short ones, fat ones, thin ones
See how they wriggle and squirm

I bite off the heads, and **** out the juice
And throw the skins away
Nobody knows how fat I grow
On worms three times a day
Ohh...nobody loves me.

Version III:
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
Think I'll go eat worms.
Big fat juicy ones, Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm.

Chomp off their heads and squeeze out the juice
And throw their tails away
Nobody knows how I survive
On worms three times a day.

Version IV:
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me
I'm goin' down the garden to eat worms
Long thin slimy ones, short fat fuzzy ones
Ooey gooey, ooey gooey worms

Long thin slimy ones slip down easily
Short fat fuzzy ones don't
Short fat fuzzy ones stick to your teeth
And the juice goes slurpin' (slurping noise) down your throat

Version V:
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
think I'll go eat worms...
big fat juicy ones, little slimy skinny ones,
hope they don't have germs!"

That is not the way I learned it....

Nobody likes me,
Everybody hates me,
I'm gunna eat some worms,

Long, slim, slimy ones
Short, fat, juicy ones,
Itsy bitsy cuddly wuddly worms,

First you bite their heads off,
The you **** their guts out,
I'm gunna eat some worms...

There are more verses but I think you get the gist...

Damn you HB...you beat me to it...

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Originally posted by Trey's Daddy:
That is not the way I learned it....

Nobody likes me,
Everybody hates me,
I'm gunna eat some worms,

Long, slim, slimy ones
Short, fat, juicy ones,
Itsy bitsy cuddly wuddly worms,

First you bite their heads off,
The you **** their guts out,
I'm gunna eat some worms...

There are more verses but I think you get the gist...

THIS is the way I learned it.
I'm craving gummy worms now...thanks Sarah.

quote:

Originally posted by Trey's Daddy:
Damn you HB...you beat me to it...

Shouldn't be sleeping at work man....

The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
The worms play pinochle on your snout.
They eat your eyes, they eat your nose,
They eat the jelly between your toes.

quote:

Originally posted by binarian:
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
The worms play pinochle on your snout.
They eat your eyes, they eat your nose,
They eat the jelly between your toes.

Thanks Bin...that curbed my craving.

thought it might

It's actually a piece of an old kids song, I think

quote:

Originally posted by binarian:
thought it might

It's actually a piece of an old kids song, I think

That's just got NIGHTMARES written all over it.

yup, me and my sisters used to tease each other all the time with this one

Bin you are just one twisted dude man....

Here's the version I learned as a kid....

Don't ever laugh as the hearse goes past
For you may be the next to die.
They put you in a big black box
then cover you up with dirt and rocks.

All goes well for about a week
and then your coffin begins to leak.
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
The worms play Pinochle on your snout.

They eat your eyes, they eat your nose
They eat the jelly between your toes.
A big green worm with rolling eyes
crawls in your stomache and out your eyes.

Your stomach turns a slimy green
and puss pours out like whipping creme.
Spread it on a slice of bread,
that's what you eat when you are dead.

Good Lord - no wonder you are deranged - and here I thought Rock a Bye Baby was twisted...

quote:

Originally posted by binarian:
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
The worms play pinochle on your snout.
They eat your eyes, they eat your nose,
They eat the jelly between your toes.

I hate that song....at my grandmother's funeral my cousin was singing that song and my brother and me got in SO much trouble with my mom......
That cousin was bad news.....never did like visiting with him....always ended with us in trouble for something or another.

quote:

Originally posted by HannahsBoy:
Bin you are just one twisted dude man....

Here's the version I learned as a kid....

Don't ever laugh as the hearse goes past
For you may be the next to die.
They put you in a big black box
then cover you up with dirt and rocks.

All goes well for about a week
and then your coffin begins to leak.
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
The worms play Pinochle on your snout.

They eat your eyes, they eat your nose
They eat the jelly between your toes.
A big green worm with rolling eyes
crawls in your stomache and out your eyes.

Your stomach turns a slimy green
and puss pours out like whipping creme.
Spread it on a slice of bread,
that's what you eat when you are dead.

I wasn't going to post the whole thing, it IS a bit creepy.