OK What the heck do you guys do with Toilet paper?

I swear my girlfriends likes to dress up like a mummy

or uses the TP to dry off after a shower

in my bachelor days with a lil girl of my own
one package of bog roll would last the month almost

I swear grown women eat the stuff

I'm going through a package a week

double roll baby 6 packs

This isn't current girlfriend phenomenon this has happened with every girl I've lived with

so what's the scoop?

LOL

Well for starters, we don't just "shake" it off!

haha and I'll leave the rest for other toilet paper eaters to explain.

figured that much but gees

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haha and I'll leave the rest for other toilet paper eaters to explain.

See I new you eat it

I think you are pretty familiar with the female body. It is more complex & challenging than the male body........hence..........more toilet paper required.

yea you like making tp hats

LMAO My ex used to complain about this same thing. LOL

Women do tend to use more as GM described it because we DONT shake it off.

At my house I actually use those wet things cause I like the fresh clean feeling better. TP doesnt do it for me but I still have it in the house.

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Originally posted by Bishop:
yea you like making tp hats

No silly,.............tp boats & then you smile as you watch them sink!!

wouldn't it be more disturbing if she didn't use up the tp?

Here is something most women are going to yell at me for pointing out but hey, it is 100% the truth.

I use to work as a professional cleaner in a pharmaceutical company. Every night I had to go in there and clean out the mens and womens bathrooms. The mens was ALWAYS easy even when there was more men on a floor then women. The womens bathroom was always destroyed. Every night cleaning it was a royal pain in the rear.

I mean women somehow got pee behind the toilet seat!!! Tell me how that is possible along with toilet paper left all over the floor and sink! It was always a night mare. I could leave the men's bathroom a full week of not being cleaned and it wouldn't come close to as bad as the womens bathroom. Even the female cleaners were disgusted on how sick it was.

So next time a woman tries to yell at you or blame you for pee behind the toilet, tell them to have a talk with me because I would be glad to explain how much cleaner men are in a bathroom then women (my bathrooms only get messy because of my children or if I have friends over that are females. The male friends get in and out, the women seem to live in there! If they think getting all pretty is worth the mess they make, they are kidding themselves.

Ok, that is my bathroom rant! I worked 2 1/2 years as a professional cleaner and never did I once find the mens bathroom worse or even close to as bad as the womens.Pee behind the toilets, never in the mens but usually always in the womens. Yet they always blame us for this, go figure! My favorite was the unisex bathroom. You know some woman actually put a sign up to tell men to clean up after themselves blaming them for the mess? I couldn't believe the nerve of who ever tis lady was, blaming men in general for a mess that wasn't their fault (and I never saw a man go into the unisex (handicap) bathroom which was just a small one person bathroom with a lock on the door. They always went to the mens room but I guess that is because this bathroom was directly next to the womens bathroom.

Well, could a woman please explain to me how you get pee behind a seat? Come on now, you can't really aim so are you sitting on the back of the toilet or just squatting over the floor peeing? After 2 1/2 years it is still a mystery to me but men are blamed because we aim in the toilet. Assumptions once again proven wrong!

Can't....wait....to hear the replies here....

Well since no one else has said anything . . .

I used to clean a hotel for about 3 years and not once was a bathroom messier due to men or women, but depending on what slob was in the room. I have seen messy by both sexes.

For the record, my bathroom is always spotless.

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Originally posted by binarian:
Can't....wait....to hear the replies here....

I know, I probably hit a sour spot on this issue, specially all the accusing that has been done on this issue over the year.

Sorry to hijack this.

Glenn my email died. I think I sent you a request to chat.

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Originally posted by 2darnsmart:
Sorry to hijack this.

Glenn my email died. I think I sent you a request to chat.

Thread thief!

No................YOU ARE!!!!!!

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Originally posted by 2darnsmart:
No................YOU ARE!!!!!!

I know you are but what am I (LOL)!

Is the airport cold still?

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Originally posted by Bishop:
OK What the heck do you guys do with Toilet paper?
This isn't current girlfriend phenomenon this has happened with every girl I've lived with

so what's the scoop?

If I'm in the bathroom and it's a mess I use TP to clean the floor when I'm in a rush and I need to be somewhere. That's why I tend to run out somewhat fast the TP is just there to grab for quick cleanups. LOL Actually I use it also to to wipe the sink...