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"Faith is sooo yummy!" At A loss for Words - NOT!  |
ok, let's complete the sentance
A man in a red dress walks in to a bar and ______________________ the 2nd person who responds will set the tone for the whole thread. either we will all respond to the same first line or it will become a story with each person building on the lines of the person above them. either way it should be a hoot. hmmmm HB - any thoughts on this?!?!?!  If you think you can, or you think you cant - you are right. |
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"Doing what I can" SFV JUNKIE!!!  |
A man in a red dress walks in to a bar and its HB!!! Struttin his stuff and making all the girls wish they could look that good in a red dress.
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"Cabana King" At A loss for Words - NOT!  |
*hands over eyes*...nana nana na na....I can't see this thread....
"Madness takes it toll....Please have exact change." |
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"Submarine Board Parent (surfacing occasionally)" Forum Board? No- KeyBoard!  |
...but he wished he had remembered to get a chest wax....
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"Faith is sooo yummy!" At A loss for Words - NOT! |
cuz his moobs were lookin fine!!!
If you think you can, or you think you cant - you are right. |
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Lively & Zealous Parent |
A pretty woman in lingerie walks up and buys him a drink.
Do the day, and let the day do you. Wireman     |
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"Doing what I can" SFV JUNKIE!!! |
The drink was a cosmo. HB just loved those little drinks. They are just so cute! HB and the pretty woman continue with casual conversation when HB realizes he knows this woman.
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"Faith is sooo yummy!" At A loss for Words - NOT! |
as a matter of fact he saw this woman in victoria's secret a few days earlier. they had a little tif (sorry capt!) over a XXL teal bustier. after a little scuffle the bustier went to...
If you think you can, or you think you cant - you are right. |
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"Faith is sooo yummy!" At A loss for Words - NOT! |
the bustier went to the woman since HB was saving up to buy
A R E D D R E S S he smiled at the woman at the bar as he told her about a bet he recently lost and how he is hoping to wait it out until everyone forgets about it. the woman at the bar ordered a double tequila and remarked 'they'll never forget that bet!' at that moment HB realized ______________________ If you think you can, or you think you cant - you are right. |
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"Doing what I can" SFV JUNKIE!!! |
that he is screeeeewed and better post a picture of himself in a red dress or else . . . .
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"Submarine Board Parent (surfacing occasionally)" Forum Board? No- KeyBoard! |
....his life will become a hollow shell and his concience will bother him till he pays up...
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"Not your average Jane" Setting New Standards  |
Are you kidding me?
We still haven't gotten our Red Dress Picture from HB yet? |
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"Cabana King" At A loss for Words - NOT! |
You could have announced that you're pregnant and changed the subject you know....pffft.. "Madness takes it toll....Please have exact change." |
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"Submarine Board Parent (surfacing occasionally)" Forum Board? No- KeyBoard! |
See what I mean?
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"Faith is sooo yummy!" At A loss for Words - NOT! |
did we lose our story thread???
so after being shamed for what seems like weeks on end, HB took a deep breath, looked in the mirror, sucked it up and _______________________________ If you think you can, or you think you cant - you are right. |
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Lively & Zealous Parent |
..slipped into his red dress...
~The higher a man stands, the more the word ''vulgar'' becomes unintelligible to him~ |
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Setting New Standards |
And truth be told HB had some pretty damn good looking legs....all the SFV women were so jealous, but being the sports that we are we decided to put him in the SFV Olympics for the (politically correct) person that has the hottest legs on SFV!!! He was so enthralled with all the compliments that he received that he decided never to don a pair of pants again...and there he sits at the kiki bar in his little red dress, while Hannah dreams of the day that she gets to inherit all these fine pieces of clothing, when out of the blue a little boy is pointing at HB and shouting "Look the emperor has no clothes"....and we discovered that the red dress was all a mirage...Dorothy close your eyes, click your heels and all your wishes will come true!
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Setting New Standards |
By the way that is a Tiki bar not a Kiki bar...Sometimes my fingers move faster than my mind does..LOL
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"Faith is sooo yummy!" At A loss for Words - NOT! |
so to recap, on june 26th this whole red dress thing was getting old and we were pushing HB.
that was TWO WEEKS ago. yo island boy - hit up e-bay and git yur groove on! If you think you can, or you think you cant - you are right. |
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"Doing what I can" SFV JUNKIE!!! |
Hey HB, at least the red dress thing would distract you from other things in your life.
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