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"escalators can never break. They can only become stairs.."
Setting New Standards
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If you give a Mom a muffin,
She'll want a cup of coffee to go with it.
She'll pour herself some.
The coffee will get spilled by her three year old.
She'll wipe it up.

Wiping the floor, she will find some dirty socks.
She'll remember she has to do some laundry.
When she puts the laundry in the washer,
She'll trip over some snow boots and bump into the freezer.
Bumping into the freezer will remind her she has to plan dinner for tonight.

She will get out a pound of hamburger.
She will look for her cookbook (101 Things to Make with a Pound of Hamburger).
The cookbook is sitting under a pile of mail.
She will see the phone bill which is due tomorrow.
She will look for her checkbook.

The checkbook is in her purse that is being dumped out by her two year old.
She'll smell something funny.
She'll change the two year old.
While she is changing the two year old the phone will ring.
Her four year old will answer it and hang up.

She remembers that she wants to phone a friend to come for coffee on Friday.
Thinking of coffee will remind her that she was going to have a cup.
She will pour herself some.

And chances are......
If she has a cup of coffee......
Her kids will have eaten the muffin that went with it.
 
Posts: 1205 | Location: Minnesota | Registered: 19 August 2004Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Getting My Feet (Board) Wet
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That about says it all. Thanks. Smiler
 
Posts: 25 | Location: Oregon | Registered: 19 March 2005Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
"Board Blazen Parent"
At A loss for Words - NOT!
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Leftover
How in the world did you get the story of my life summed up so short?lol I am busting a gut here. Thanks. You find the greatest stuff. Big Grin
 
Posts: 1779 | Location: Mayberry, In. | Registered: 16 November 2004Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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"SEEKING: 25th hour & 8th day"
At A loss for Words - NOT!
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Beautiful leftover!
 
Posts: 1598 | Location: Florida | Registered: 14 February 2004Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
On the Board
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Printing and framing it! Just doesn't get much better than that! Thanks leftover Smiler
 
Posts: 87 | Location: The cornfields of Indiana | Registered: 15 March 2005Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Getting My Feet (Board) Wet
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oh man, that's hysterical! But now I want a muffin.... Big Grin
 
Posts: 26 | Location: New York | Registered: 12 December 2004Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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