When you think about the differences between work and prison, maybe prison isn't so bad...

IN PRISON.......You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK........You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.......You get three meals a day.
AT WORK........You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON.......You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK........You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON.......A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK........You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON........You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK.........You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON.......You get your own toilet.
AT WORK........You have to share.

IN PRISON.......They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK........You cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON.......All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK........You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON.......You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK........You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON......There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK.......They are called supervisors.

IN PRISON.......You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
AT WORK........You get fired if you get caught.


NOW GET BACK TO WORK!

Lol Dali...
That's a good one!

So true, very funny.

So true, good one!!

lol, this all good, but you have to remember bubba is looking for a love slave, hehe

Hmmm Dali what can I do to get throw into prison?

That was a good one.

SPIRIT

You know Paul, I was thinking the same thing but, in my case it would be Bertha.

I better plead the fifth some may not agree with my cure for paying for all their "stuff"

Hello dalilamak

Thanks, that was funny!

Wow, the things we fight to get in life ...a JOB.

What have I done? LOL

Thank God I don't have a cubicle

I just read this as I am rather bored and I found it to be hilarious. Thought others might want to read it.

mmmm Iron bars do not a prison make, ha I have worked with people that made the clock a prison instead if just working

how true that is!

I don't have a cubicle...but sometimes I wish I did!!