[can't we all relate? lol]

One of Those Days

I rolled out of bed this morning
And shuffled my feet across the floor
I dragged my butt into the kitchen
And opened the empty fridge door.
Thank god for those leftovers
Of macaroni and cheese
Disguised in black pepper and
Ketchup for taste.

I started to make a pot of coffee
Then realized I ran out of filters
But I have two sheets of paper towels left,
Cut down to the size that�ll fit.
Thank god I don�t have any company
Because the milk has already expired
Curdling away in my coffee cup
Drinking it, as if I don�t even care.

I hop into the cold shower
And the sliding doors are broken again
I squeezed out the last bit of shampoo
But I ran out of soap, yesterday.
My razor has gone rusty
So my shave will be quite dull
Thank god that I am single
Only I will ever know!

Can't relate to the milk thing, but I pretty much have lived all the rest Jes!