I remember having stretch marks. That torture guy really liked his work when he kept turning that big wheel. I thought my arms and legs would rip off. I use to be a 3 foot midget but now I am almost 6 feet ... oh wrong kind of stretch marks.

I think women are overly concerned with things like this in my opinion. It really annoys me when you get the questions like, "Does this make me look fat?" One day, just one day I will have the courage to lie and say yes just because I want to see what it does! I would ACCEPT THE CONSEQUENCES just to know the outcome, just because the question is sooooo annoying after the 100th time by the 100th different person. If you looked good naked, who cares about the pants? They just come off later anyways and we back to square one (wait, I can't say that anymore, single and not with woman ... kind of hard to answer the question now that it isn't being asked ... see this post brought up some tragic demons from my past, lol).

Seriously though, I am with Bishop on this one. I had a friend one time say 8 years ago guessing (time is elusive anymore) and she was so afraid of her stretch marks that during s*x she would tell the guy that he wasn't allowed to look down there. Yes, my friends are as weird as me and we are all proud of our weirdness, WOHOO. But anyways, they were just 3 lines and the worst part was that she had such a great body that no one even looked at the 3 red lines, at least I didn't.

I don't know, maybe it is just me but I think that women in general (not all women so don't kill me ladies) are too picky when they judge themselves. They spend all this time trying to perfect teir bodies, but pay NO ATTENTION to the guy who checks it out. In fact it is funny how many woman do not even know that a guy is checking them out, not because he is ugly but because they just didn't pay attention or are fixated on one man at the time trying to get his attention they fail to see the other one they think is cute and like. Then when they finally turn their attention to him he is already taken ... life is like a box of chocolates, EAT UP!

Did somebody say chocolate?

LmAO

Liked your post...least what I can remember of it. Somebody mentioned chocolate and erased my entire thought scale...

caramel in that chocolate?
I think I have some chocolate.

Who am I again?

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Originally posted by Blindsky75:
Did somebody say chocolate?

LmAO

Liked your post...least what I can remember of it. Somebody mentioned chocolate and erased my entire thought scale...

caramel in that chocolate?
I think I have some chocolate.

Who am I again?

Chocolate is the food of the devil, too many uses and not enough years in a lifetime to experiment, specially when cherries or strawberries are involved! I will end my comment with that BEFORE I get in trouble!

Dawn...

I think we found a way to cover your stretchmarks......lmao

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Originally posted by Blindsky75:
Dawn...

I think we found a way to cover your stretchmarks......lmao

Chocolate it is! LMAO. There is actually a spa here that offers chocolate body scrubs. LOL. They also have aromatic coffee scrubs. Hmmmm... now that's a good idea! Thanks Blindsky

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Originally posted by Blindsky75:
Dawn...

I think we found a way to cover your stretchmarks......lmao

Yeah, it would work for about 10 seconds, then it would be uncovered again.

What???/ cover stretchmarks with chocolate?

and then they don't last very long covered.

Well, who takes it off..... uhhhh.... OH

Oh MY.

This isn't a first date activity right???


oh ... gotta run.... lets start a SFV Hearts game club later. Sky...you can be my partner and we'll um squash Glenn's points

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Originally posted by Tessmit:
What???/ cover stretchmarks with chocolate?

and then they don't last very long covered.

Well, who takes it off..... uhhhh.... OH

Oh MY.

This isn't a first date activity right???


oh ... gotta run.... lets start a SFV Hearts game club later. Sky...you can be my partner and we'll um squash Glenn's points

:-X

Wait, I can't go against both of you at the same time, it wouldn't be fair. I think you should get a third or fourth partner just to make things even.

Later you will have to explain to me the meaning of that comment as I believe that you didn't mean that in the Microsoft Card Game Hearts kind of way ... so I assume that was a punch line that I am too naive to get at the moment.

First date, who was talking about a date? I have a date and I didn't know it? Who is my date and now I need to find something decent to wear!

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Originally posted by Tessmit:
What???/ cover stretchmarks with chocolate?

and then they don't last very long covered.

Well, who takes it off..... uhhhh.... OH

Oh MY.

This isn't a first date activity right???


oh ... gotta run.... lets start a SFV Hearts game club later. Sky...you can be my partner and we'll um squash Glenn's points

hmmm...I have someone in mind to take the chocolate off but he can't use his hands. lol

Never was much of a hearts player or spades...Euchre was my game.

I have the chocolate, now how do I get the guy over here?

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Originally posted by Blindsky75:

quote:

Originally posted by Tessmit:
What???/ cover stretchmarks with chocolate?

and then they don't last very long covered.

Well, who takes it off..... uhhhh.... OH

Oh MY.

This isn't a first date activity right???


oh ... gotta run.... lets start a SFV Hearts game club later. Sky...you can be my partner and we'll um squash Glenn's points

hmmm...I have someone in mind to take the chocolate off but he can't use his hands. lol

Never was much of a hearts player or spades...Euchre was my game.

I have the chocolate, now how do I get the guy over here?

He probably come running over there if you asked him. Just stop chickening out and ask him already. What is the worse he can say, no? so what, at least you got the courage to ask and that is all that is important, not really the answer. It is the journey that defines who we are, not te outcome of the quest!

ASK HIM ALREADY! Maybe you can still get your Christmas wish after all! Lets see, I could just pinpoint who he is by taking the 6 hour radius from where you live and look at the 2 people I have a feeling it is, that would answer my question but wouldn't solve your problem because only you can do that.

I want to see a happy ending, ask already! Just don't tell us what you do with the chocolate later ...

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I think women are overly concerned with things like this in my opinion.

Interesting...I guess women are more vain than men, but I can't say I like them on men either.

I've met some men who ask me if their jeans make them look fat......

hehe.....I'm not very vain myself.


Glenn.....

I think right now the worst he could say is yes. I'd die of a heart attack and my children would be out a mother for Christmas.

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Originally posted by Blindsky75:
I've met some men who ask me if their jeans make them look fat......

hehe.....I'm not very vain myself.


Glenn.....

I think right now the worst he could say is yes. I'd die of a heart attack and my children would be out a mother for Christmas.

Well, then he would just have to give you CPR, just make sure you let him come up for air.

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Originally posted by Blindsky75:
I've met some men who ask me if their jeans make them look fat......

Maybe they're gay. LOL kidding