Wow, I have to say, today's posts regarding my lopsided boobs have surprised me!

I'm touched that so many of you share my "disfigurement" in your own special ways, or can see beauty in that that is "natural."

But I am concerned that no one went for the obvious, offering to "check them out" for me and give me an "objective opinion."

Come on Paul, Bishop, guys - what gives?

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Originally posted by captmatrix:
.....But I am concerned that no one went for the obvious, offering to "check them out" for me and give me an "objective opinion."

Come on Paul, Bishop, guys - what gives?

LOL..touched, check them out....I GET IT!!! LMAO!!

Seriously...::giggling:: Being that you're still quite new....you wouldnt know that I am of a very old character not too often seen in modern society anymore.....better known as..." a Gentleman".

Unless I've been drinking...LOL

So...Tiffy......You gonna let me check em out? since AMY already turned me down....not sure how much rejection I can take in one evening.

Uh...who am I kidding? I can obviously take tons of rejection.

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Originally posted by captmatrix:
Wow, I have to say, today's posts regarding my lopsided boobs have surprised me!

I'm touched that so many of you share my "disfigurement" in your own special ways, or can see beauty in that that is "natural."

But I am concerned that no one went for the obvious, offering to "check them out" for me and give me an "objective opinion."

Come on Paul, Bishop, guys - what gives?

Maybe you missed the thread where i commented i dont like to objectify women but hey if you want to send some pics i will glady look....

Ok, see? That's more like it!

Yes, Paul, I remain "still quite new."

However, I pride myself on my ability to read people. While I would never suggest that you, Paul, are "ungentlemanly," or you, Bishop, "objectify women," I have gleaned enough information from my few weeks here to gather that neither of you would pass by an opportunity to look at a girl's boobs.

That being said, however, I'm sure you can understand my reluctance in sending out a photo across the internet of my misshapen mammary glands.

If you're ever in Seattle, however, I'd consider it an honor to "show you the sights."
Tiffany

Wowsers...okay to clarify....when I said different sized breasticles...I was meaning on the extreme side. One of my exes, and I am not mentioning names, had one breast that was literally a cup and a half smaller than the other one. That was a bit odd, and she always begged me to give her a breast augmentation for birthdays/Christmases etc...we were together for quite sometime, so I guess that means that I am not shallow LOL....I am very aware that all breasts are different sizes as almost every girl I have ever dated has pointed this out to me, but I was referring to the extreme cases.....sorry for the confusion.

OMG LMAO This just got better and better. I'm not saying anything . . . nope . . . not a thing.

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Originally posted by captmatrix:
That being said, however, I'm sure you can understand my reluctance in sending out a photo across the internet of my misshapen mammary glands.

If you're ever in Seattle, however, I'd consider it an honor to "show you the sights."
Tiffany

Hmmm I may be heading out that way soon...

Any other girls want an objective opinion on parts of there body pm me for my contact info

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Originally posted by Bishop:


Hmmm I may be heading out that way soon...

Any other girls want an objective opinion on parts of there body pm me for my contact info

look at you! pimpin yourself out!


but seriously.. you can stop by any time

i got the goods
im puerto rican sooo

they like the butt big, BUTT tight!!

ingenious

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Originally posted by RebaD:
i got the goods
im puerto rican sooo

they like the butt big, BUTT tight!!

ingenious

And where are you again? LOL

so Paul do I get your #?

LOL...maybe...how's a "7" work? LOL

7 huh?

how about 34 38 34

we both wish

LOL ...Uhm....trying to figure out how to take that.

I'd PM ya...but ...looks like you can do that yet....LOL...oh Shucks.