you're funny.

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Originally posted by Blindsky75:
At this very moment....I think "GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER" might be my favorite.

but...its kind of for naughty reasons lol

Here is a parady for you of that!


Rudolph got ran over by my grandpa,
ridin' round in his big ugly truck,
all of us are celebratin' christmas
but that reindeer, he is surely f'ed

he was drinkin' too much egg nog
as he loaded the big-rigg
we we're openin' our presents
and swallowin' the puddin' made of fig

oh the snow that fell was heavy
and the winter wind was soft
he was flippin' off the chevy
that had come up suddenly and cut him off

Rudolph got ran over by my grandpa,
ridin' round in his big ugly truck,
all of us are celebratin' christmas
but that ol reindeer, he is surely f'ed

grandpa, bubba is a slickster
afraid that friends would think him ill
so he gut and stuffed old rudolph and stuck
him on our snowly covered hill

grandpa passed away this summer
but because we had no pay
we gut and stuffed him for the winter
and he'll be santa on our porch display

Rudolph got ran over by my grandpa,
ridin' round in his big ugly truck,
all of us are celebratin' christmas
but that ol reindeer, he is surely f'ed

And this one:

Osama got run over by a reindeer
Walking out of his cave Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for we in America, we believe

He'd been blowing up too many buildings
So we said he had to go
But he hid in his cave in Afghanistan
Defiant as he was, he said, "****, no!"
When we found him Christmas morning
It was clear he'd been attacked
There was a note stuck to his forehead
It said, "Either give up now or we'll go bomb Iraq!"

(repeat chorus)

Now we're all so proud of George Bush
He's been taking this so well
See him in the Oval Office
Knowing that Osama's really going to ****
It's not Christmas with bin Laden
Nor for Saddam in Iraq
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we go bomb Baghdad in a sneak attack?
(Bomb Iraq!)

(repeat chorus)

Now the cards are on the table
See George W. dance a jig (Ah!)
And the red, white, and blue candles
(Gore thought that the election had been rigged!)
I warned all you stinkin' terrorists
Better watch out for yourselves!
They should not make hijacking weapons
Out of stuff that you would find upon the shelves!

(repeat chorus)
Sing it, George W.!
(repeat chorus)

There is a better version but I can't find the lyrics for it written and song but Bob Rivers. If you like to hear it try this link:

http://WilliamW1979.dyndns.org/myspace/OsamaGotRanOverByAReindeer.mp3

It is on a server ran directly off my computer, 100% safe from viruses and other junk. I think you will like it.

By the way, my favorite Christmas song and my children already love it is the Twelve Pains of Christmas by Bob Rivers. It is on my Myspace page so check it out, I think it is the fourth song either before or after I can't drive, I'm 65!