Oh, and just another tidbit of wisdom

"There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works."

All you have to do to avoid argument is remember 2 little words..."Yes, dear"! LOL! Just kidding, or am I?!?!

"Yes dear" must also be said in the right tone...or it'll get you in deeper

This is true. Make it sound sincere!

This gets more complicated than the tax code. Have to keep it simple like one grunt for yes, two grunts for no kind of thing...

Oh, my! Now we have to learn noises? That could prove detrimental to a man's health!

Does that mean I have to take the smirk off my face when I say 'yes,dear'?

Not a wise decision to have a smirk if she is standing within an arms length or where she can get her hands on anything sharp or heavy! LOL! This is especially true during that one particular time during the month!

And if you nod your head yes or no while making the grunting noises, you're covering more senses - hearing and visual, which is more likely to sink in

And to get back to the rules, I think Don summed it up best: "There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works."

Ouch, TM, takes me back to the movie "Burning Bed"

Ewwwww! I forgot about that movie, but you've got the general, allbeit a little more over the top, idea!

Surgeon General's Warning Label

"Women may be habit forming and could possibly lead to dangerous side effects, interaction should be handled with extreme caution!"

That's a good one Don. Remind me again how that is "sitting on the fence?"

Well.....because I am merely pointing out how wonderfully addictive and necessary to the good of mankind women really are, and that if we find one willing to allow us a moment's interaction of any sort we should treat that privilege with utmost care so as not to cause any sort of justifiable negative backlash to any sort of insensitive bonehead move we might make in case we have failed to excersize proper caution at all times.

LOL! I knew that it wouldn't take long for him to join JD! Sad state of affairs!