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" "Forum Board? No- KeyBoard! |
Ok wait, so we have confirmation that Larry is on Mars...but if he's on the fence with all the rest of ya...does that mean that you all left? This is disheartening! All the good guys have left Earth...what are we to do????
(*documentary voice pops in, "Note the flattery that the writer of this post uses. In the human species, the female often boosts the male ego just prior to cutting him off at the knees. In our next visit, we shall see how the male reacts to the females flattery.") |
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"Mod Member on Board" At A loss for Words - NOT! |
lol. This is what getting too much sleep and eating too much candy can do to an otherwise normal (ok, maybe not the right word) Blindsky!
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"Active Board Parent" Active Board Parent |
I had enough frequent flyer miles to bring the crew along. The quality of Martian fences is very substandard though.
B, guess we guys should be grateful women don't follow the patterns of the female praying mantis and we only loose our knees in the process |
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"Mod Member on Board" At A loss for Words - NOT! |
I don't know. I've seen quite a few lose their heads!
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" "Forum Board? No- KeyBoard! |
Actually, I started with several other choices before I typed knees (SFV PC and all). Hey, I've been good about the candy....but I am sleeping as much as I can...its the only way that I can get Braeden to nap...with Mom like the old days.
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"Board Blazen Parent" Lively & Zealous Parent |
hmmm... so one long topic isn't enough to entertain ya two huh? Now ya got TWO long topics to go back and forth on..... addicts.
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" "Forum Board? No- KeyBoard! |
Hmmm... (thinks long and hard for a dignified response)
***************************************** **************************************** Sera, BITE ME! Sincerely, B |
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"Board Blazen Parent" Lively & Zealous Parent |
Oh B... so lady like a polite, but I could never do that to you!
You'd enjoy it too much then you'd never stop calling! |
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" "Forum Board? No- KeyBoard! |
I tell you its the guy down the block that has caught my eye...I'm just using you to get to him! And I'm not into the biting so much...but I can't say what I am because that is so wrong! You bad bad girl...where's your SFV PC?? I'm revoking your badge and putting you back on SFV PC probation!
OH wait....I don't have any authority...go for it Sera! Ok, I need out of this house! Seriously...I need grown up interaction! I'm losing my mind! (ok, not my mind, it's borrowed, but it's trying to leave and find the original owner!) |
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"Board Blazen Parent" Lively & Zealous Parent |
I was good.. it was YOUR dirty mind that filled in the blanks... Subtlety is the solution to SFV PC.
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" "Forum Board? No- KeyBoard! |
Referred to in the past as high brow humor, I know.
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"Moderator Proud father/grandfather" SFV JUNKIE!!! |
The flattery did not go unnoticed, just being careful so as not to upset my precarious balanced position in my fence mounted lazy boy lounger.
Actually just a terrible day and lousy mood thanks to incompetence beyond my control that has directly affected my work schedule and customers remodels, AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! But I'd rather still hold on to lessons learned from previous beatings(see post above) and instead of gripe and tell anyone to go fetch me a beer, I'll simply ask.....So dear(s) how was your day? |
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" "Forum Board? No- KeyBoard! |
It wasn't too bad considering the rest of my week thus far. Make you a deal? A back rub in exchange for getting you the beer and letting you control the remote? (see why men don't stick around w/me is beyond me! I'm so pleasing)
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"Board Blazen Parent" Lively & Zealous Parent |
My day was funny. Went to drop my car at the dealership to get worked on. This guy is showing me how to put my key in the envelope and drop it in the box. He loans me his pen and I filled out the envelope. He tells me to park my car in the service entrance instead of the lot. I'm like "No problem," turn and drop the envelope in the slot for the drop box. I'm such an airhead. The key was in the envelope! The guy just shook his head and told me to go! lol.
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"Mod Member on Board" At A loss for Words - NOT! |
Yesterday was spent dreaming that it was today! I'm so ready for the weekend!
Sera, you know you love our off-beat humor! We can't help it that we have alot to say! No one has come up w/a 12 step program where we don't have to deal w/withdrawls. The withdrawls could be hazardous to the people around us! Can you believe that this keeps me stable? LOL! |
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