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Originally posted by HannahsBoy:

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No, keep it up!!! Let them blame me for what you say ... I don'think that was a bad idea on my part!

Glenn

O.K. It's Glenn's fault...he never breastfed me either....

A young woman with a baby was shown into the examining room. The doctor examined the baby and then asked the woman, "Is he breast fed
or bottle fed?"

"Breast fed," replied the woman.
"Strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
The woman did as she was told and the doctor examined her breasts.
He squeezed and pulled each one for a while and then he sucked hard on
each nipple. Finally he remarked, "No wonder this child is suffering
from malnutrition. You don't have any milk!"
"That's right," said the woman. "This is my sister's child."

Signs It's time to Stop Breastfeeding

Child can now open your blouse by himself.
The kid starts burping up silicone.
Child has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue.
The little one keeps slipping dollar bills in your belt.
Child demands that you express for his cafe latte.
Your birth control pills interfere with his acne medicine.
After each session, you both have a smoke.
Child invites his friends over for dinner.
You feel an uncontrollable urge to hear”Dueling Banjos.”
Beard abrasions on boobs.

Exit...Stage Left

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Originally posted by normajean-sugar:
You guys are too funny!!

on the serious side..I couldn't breast feed any of my kids because I have to be on a medication during and for a few months after pregnancy and it is excreated iinto breastmilk. I felt bad at first thought my child and I were missing out on something but my children are as close as can be. I still say if you can you should but if you can't dont beat yourself up about it.

Now back to you boys....

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Originally posted by Dawn Butterfly:

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Originally posted by Glenn the Survivor:

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Originally posted by HannahsBoy:
Thats nothing Glenn..when i first saw the title to this thread..."How do you milk yourself?"...I thought wow fire up the webcam, give em a show...then I realized it was a woman's thread about breastfeeding...arf
Run Forrest Run

Wow, thanks for making me feel better. Maybe now I won't have milk poured on me!

LMAO!! You guys are funny

Writing a guide for personal change, fullment and discovery for children with dead beat parents. If you as a parent, or the child have a story to share, would love to include it.

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Originally posted by HannahsBoy:
Here's my idea...we have two women together demonstrating on each other how to properly do this. Start by setting the mood with candles and music and the proper attire for breastfeeding which we all know is shear white lace. Then move on to carress and massage the breasts, the proper method of placing the mouth on the nipple and how the baby should flick the nipple with his tongue. Gentle licking the nipple then going back and forth from breast to breast carressing and massaging while licking and sucking on the ingorged nipple until the milk flows. I think it's a great idea and think of all the men...oops..typo there...I mean women who would benefit from such a website. The best part is we have eveything we need to put this together right here. Lets see we have Dawn and NormaJean here for the instructional part...I think Glenn could put the site together and I could photograph the whole thing.

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Originally posted by Singleparentcoach:

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Originally posted by Dawn Butterfly:

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Originally posted by Glenn the Survivor:

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Originally posted by HannahsBoy:
Thats nothing Glenn..when i first saw the title to this thread..."How do you milk yourself?"...I thought wow fire up the webcam, give em a show...then I realized it was a woman's thread about breastfeeding...arf
Run Forrest Run

Wow, thanks for making me feel better. Maybe now I won't have milk poured on me!

LMAO!! You guys are funny

Dawn, I think the men were hinting at you giving a show...LOLL

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Originally posted by HannahsBoy:
My interest in breastfeeding is solely for the purpose of exspanding my knowledge so I can be better informed about women's issues thereby creating an equal place in the world for both sexes.