Leykis 101 Rules

Leykis 101 is a doctrine developed and promulgated by US radio personality Tom Leykis designed to teach male listeners how to achieve the most *** within the least amount of time, effort and money. Followers are called "Leykis 101 Students", and Leykis is "The Professor." Though only men are true Leykis "students," women are encouraged to listen to learn how men behave and think. Leykis' 101 class is currently held on The Tom Leykis Show on Thursdays.


$40.00 Spending Limits

Leykis 101 students are cautioned against spending more than $40 on a date. The reasoning behind this is Leykis' opinion that more money spent during a date will not necessarily lead to a better chance of ***, contrary to the belief of most 'uninformed' men. If the person a student is dating does not want *** by the third date, a Leykis 101 student is instructed to "dump that bitch". Leykis asserts, as a matter of convenience to his students, that if a woman doesn't have *** with them by their third date, it means she has no intention of ever doing so.

If you have to go on several dates before reaching your goal, this can make girls very expensive. How do you do this? There's several ways to cut costs. If you are going out to dinner, eat first. Then at dinner, just order a salad or bowl of soup. What girl is going to eat more than the guy, especially if it's the first dates? Does she want to look like a little piggy in front of him?


3 Dates Rule

This one can be the hardest to follow, but abide by it. Girls know within the first 5 minutes how far they will go with you, and will probably do so at the earliest possible time. If you've been crossed off the "I'll sleep with him" list, it's very very difficult, and time consuming to get back on it.

Your time is better spent chasing new prospects. If you're on the list, you can still screw it up by being a jackass. If nothing's happened in 3 dates, it's time to move on. The chances of you sleeping with her by now is very low. The only time you should see her again is if there is guaranteed ***. Continuing to pursue her will just cost you more money and waste more of your time.

No Means No

Regardless of the situation, when a woman says NO, stop whatever you are doing or about to do and get out. Even if you are in the middle hot steamy *** and she says No, you stop what you're doing and get out.

* No does not mean she is playing.
* No does not mean just this one time.
* No does not mean she consents to ***.

U.S. laws mostly favor woman and will very rarely will it protect a man's right. Men do not have the same luxury as innocent until proven guilty. Men are tried, labeled, and accused with little discretion.

If a woman cries out rape you will not past GO, you will not collect $200.00, but you will go directly to jail. It is not worth spending the next 10 years in jail and living the rest of your life as a *** offender.


Single Mothers

Never Date Single Mothers.

Why? You already know their stance on abortion: they won't have one. Don't risk paying vaginamony or child support. Her kids will always be #1 in her life, and do you really want to take second-place to a woman? I didn't think so. Why support another man's mistake? How do you know she's not looking for a support figure? Or someone to support her financially? Think of all that, and realize that the odds are stacked against you. She's already had one mistake. She won't go for the Hail Mary (more on that below). The last guy didn't stick around. Why should you?

This isn't to say that some of them aren't very nice, have been screwed over by ex-husbands, or would be very great mates. But if you're just looking to get laid, they are a definite off-limits. More than likely, you're hooking up with a girl who wants another try at something she messed up the first time. With the hostility of today's legal system towards men, you just don't want to take the chance.

Leykis insists that some men have been ordered by the courts to pay child support to their former wives, even though they were not the biological father of her children. This, he asserts, financially ruins the men for many years making them unable to start a new life with another woman or enjoy the money they earn.

WHAT

Um.....well......so you joined this forum just to post that C R A P ????
Be gone troll

LMAO
Let me know, and I will sue everyone on the dating sites that fed me those crappy lines.

LOL

Ok, i just read that full post...hmmm
ok, i'll be nice and not react.

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Originally posted by Singleparentcoach:

ok, i'll be nice and not react.

M, it's not a matter of being nice...they're looking for a reaction. If they dont get it...they'll move on..to where they cant find one.

That's the first way to deal with them...the 2nd is nice moonlight drive in the desert.

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Originally posted by THOR:
im currently looking to find out if their is a law that says i can sue you to get back those 36 seconds of my life i just waisted reading this post!

36 seconds..... I must be a slow reader....lol