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"escalators can never break. They can only become stairs.."
Setting New Standards
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..the little rat has found himself a new talent. I couldn't be prouder. Confused

He has the ability to put his right hand in his left armpit, and make "farting" noises by flapping his left arm up and down.

I'm thinking full scholarship to MIT. He'll be working for NASA before I know it.
 
Posts: 1205 | Location: Minnesota | Registered: 19 August 2004Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
"escalators can never break. They can only become stairs.."
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His only obstacle is his consumption of nasal nuggets..
 
Posts: 1205 | Location: Minnesota | Registered: 19 August 2004Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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LOL! I thought I was so alone!!!! Mine has learned to do it under his knees. You have no idea how funny that look of pride was when he ran into the room screaming, "Mom, watch this!!!!" LOL!!! I couldn't help but laugh.
 
Posts: 1604 | Location: Kissimmee, FL | Registered: 10 September 2004Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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Where was I when this post came around? I'm so laughing.

Sierra's newest talent is not very lady like and she says it makes her smell like daddy. If you can't put two and two together..well. Nevermind then. Razzer
 
Posts: 3752 | Location: The Looney Bin | Registered: 31 August 2004Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
"Sigh. I love this place."
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My daughter has always been a burper.... she has figured out that if she drinks soda, she can burp really loud and a lot.... she burps like a man, kid you not... what is society coming to?? lol
 
Posts: 541 | Location: York, SC | Registered: 26 October 2004Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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I remember hearing the nurses at the nurses station (Sierra was in NICU for a couple of days) talking about my "little sailor." Thank goodness her nasty gassy habits don't come out very often.
 
Posts: 3752 | Location: The Looney Bin | Registered: 31 August 2004Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
"...if only I could fly!...."
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This is too funny. I remember as a child, it was more of a tabu to talk about farting than it is now a days. My father refered to it as "a windy" .. now when my son farts, I say "good one" and he does the same for me. Some might think it's gross, but I think it's hilarious and natural - and I'm glad we can be more open about things now than when I was a kid.
 
Posts: 908 | Location: Southern California | Registered: 30 June 2005Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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I totally agree. I tell my daughter, (sorry, I know this is in the section of all boys, but...) I have something for you, and she know now that its a fart. I get a big kick out of when she tells me she has something for me.
A few weeks ago, I had some chili. I did a SBD, and she was sitting next to me. She was playing with her dolls, and she says, "Now something stinks." I laughed so hard I had tears coming out of my eyes. Arent we so lady like?
 
Posts: 737 | Location: Ct. | Registered: 08 October 2004Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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