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"escalators can never break. They can only become stairs.." Setting New Standards |
..the little rat has found himself a new talent. I couldn't be prouder.
He has the ability to put his right hand in his left armpit, and make "farting" noises by flapping his left arm up and down. I'm thinking full scholarship to MIT. He'll be working for NASA before I know it. |
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"escalators can never break. They can only become stairs.." Setting New Standards |
His only obstacle is his consumption of nasal nuggets..
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"Mod Member on Board" At A loss for Words - NOT! |
LOL! I thought I was so alone!!!! Mine has learned to do it under his knees. You have no idea how funny that look of pride was when he ran into the room screaming, "Mom, watch this!!!!" LOL!!! I couldn't help but laugh.
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" "Forum Board? No- KeyBoard! |
Where was I when this post came around? I'm so laughing.
Sierra's newest talent is not very lady like and she says it makes her smell like daddy. If you can't put two and two together..well. Nevermind then. |
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"Sigh. I love this place." Lively & Zealous Parent |
My daughter has always been a burper.... she has figured out that if she drinks soda, she can burp really loud and a lot.... she burps like a man, kid you not... what is society coming to?? lol
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" "Forum Board? No- KeyBoard! |
I remember hearing the nurses at the nurses station (Sierra was in NICU for a couple of days) talking about my "little sailor." Thank goodness her nasty gassy habits don't come out very often.
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"...if only I could fly!...." Setting New Standards |
This is too funny. I remember as a child, it was more of a tabu to talk about farting than it is now a days. My father refered to it as "a windy" .. now when my son farts, I say "good one" and he does the same for me. Some might think it's gross, but I think it's hilarious and natural - and I'm glad we can be more open about things now than when I was a kid.
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"Board Blazen Parent" Board Beacon Parent |
I totally agree. I tell my daughter, (sorry, I know this is in the section of all boys, but...) I have something for you, and she know now that its a fart. I get a big kick out of when she tells me she has something for me.
A few weeks ago, I had some chili. I did a SBD, and she was sitting next to me. She was playing with her dolls, and she says, "Now something stinks." I laughed so hard I had tears coming out of my eyes. Arent we so lady like? |
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