I'll be willing to take a lie detector test concerning my innocence

Although lie detector tests really aren't dependable.....yes I beat one when I was about 20 years old.....so yep, go ahead and test my innocence

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meh... eggrolls don't do anything for me. I'm more of a sushi guy

Well moosey..this eggroll comes with sushi....LMFAO...

Oh Don.....
What if the lie detector test consisted of Laurie holding a jigsaw to your long thing...

either you just went over my head or I'm right there with you. My eggroll comes with sushi and if no sushi is on the menu it comes alone

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Originally posted by Moosey:
either you just went over my head or I'm right there with you. My eggroll comes with sushi and if no sushi is on the menu it comes alone

Sorry moose....i'm playin with ya...you had to be there....
This eggroll is Filipino...new member Sweet Tea was in chat last night.....
I don't think I married her but I can't be sure.....

Considering Laurie was right there in chat......I wouldn't attempt to beat that lie detector test and would instead admit that my behavior could have been construed as somewhat less than absolute innocence depending on individual conceptual understanding of what non-innocent behavior consisted of, in whole or in part.

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Originally posted by Don:
Considering Laurie was right there in chat......I wouldn't attempt to beat that lie detector test and would instead admit that my behavior could have been construed as somewhat less than absolute innocence depending on individual conceptual understanding of what non-innocent behavior consisted of, in whole or in part.

and i'm right here with ya again. vis a vis your innocence - i lost count of how many times i exclaimed DON! and none of them had to do with long things and/or jigsaws - lol

HB please reread moosey's reply - he is being so clever that you missed it my dear. you must be exhausted after me, tif, tea and pann - good thing you could pop those little blue pills like they were tic tacs!

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Originally posted by HannahsBoy:
Sorry moose....i'm playin with ya...you had to be there....

Oh ok, I never miss an opportunity to make a fool of myself

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Originally posted by Don:
Considering Laurie was right there in chat......I wouldn't attempt to beat that lie detector test and would instead admit that my behavior could have been construed as somewhat less than absolute innocence depending on individual conceptual understanding of what non-innocent behavior consisted of, in whole or in part.

LMFAO.....You ever consider running for president....
Let me get this straight...what your trying to say here is that...
You claim innocence in that you never had sexxxual relations with that shop vac....
But if you did, and I'm not saying you did, the innocence judgement would be governed by ones individual moral understanding of shop vacs and a cultural conception of their purpose in our life.
Considering their purpose is to convert things from wet to dry...Hey...
Don is smiling...the shop vac has never run so good....I say who's the victim here.

Alright....I'm with ya man.....forget the test.....

It's a sick world and I'm a happy guy....

there's a mexican saying that "life without dirty jokes is like a bunny without a carrot" (it's funnier in spanish).

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Posted 10 June 2008 09:00 PM
hey...you need to update your java...
you keep getting booted from chat
go to sun.com and update java

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Posted 10 June 2008 09:00 PM
hey...you need to update your java...
you keep getting booted from chat
go to sun.com and update java

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Posted 10 June 2008 09:00 PM
hey...you need to update your java...
you keep getting booted from chat
go to sun.com and update java

Send Tripfour my way--I am an expert on loading, deleting, reloading java--Java and I have become pretty good buddies!!!

I love california rolls. Put some wasabi on em and yum. I think I'll have some for lunch tomorrow actually.

KM--I am going to try to get Parker to bed around 9:00 can go to chat after 9:00

Moosey....you have no idea how good this egg roll is =) And it always comes with sushi!!! Deep Fried Philadelphia Roll style!! LOL.

By the way, Tripfour, I take back my offer to help you, I can't get in chat anymore either!

Sorry to hear that. Using everyones advice and updating my Java did the trick for me *knock knock*