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"Doing what I can"
SFV JUNKIE!!!
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I am not sure if this will be ok to post on here but I thought it was funny. I guess Don will let me know.

I will seek and find you
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you .
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu
Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot
 
Posts: 5293 | Location: Not Where You Are | Registered: 26 January 2005Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
"THE PURPLE GRAPE...How I feel! LOL"
Board Beacon Parent
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Cute...ok and my mind was in the gutter!LOL

SPIRIT
 
Posts: 886 | Location: VERMONT | Registered: 13 May 2005Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
"Professional Rubber At Your Service....Wink"
At A loss for Words - NOT!
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LOL,.....I think anyone reading that will have their mind in the gutter.

It is cute though. Razzer
 
Posts: 2201 | Location: North Texas | Registered: 17 May 2004Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
"Doing what I can"
SFV JUNKIE!!!
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Well, just so you guys know, my intention was not to get people's minds in the gutter but to make them laugh. I swear! (Don't listen to Dali)
 
Posts: 5293 | Location: Not Where You Are | Registered: 26 January 2005Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
"Professional Rubber At Your Service....Wink"
At A loss for Words - NOT!
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lol well you made me laugh, I actually just forwarded it on to friends. Smiler

ps I won't listen to Dali
 
Posts: 2201 | Location: North Texas | Registered: 17 May 2004Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
"Active Board Parent"
At A loss for Words - NOT!
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Anyone see the comparison between the flu bug and our very own smshy bug. They both sneak up on you when you least expect it. They both make you feel things you weren't ready for. They both effect you physically and mentally. And as far as I know there is no cure for either one.
Or am I the only one with these issues. Smiler
 
Posts: 1699 | Location: Iowa | Registered: 15 November 2004Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
"THE PURPLE GRAPE...How I feel! LOL"
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Bug told us not to listen to you...but Dali there is not cure for you and what you have. You are so in like but it's so sweet! Wink

Somedays I miss the in like feeling. BTW I call it in like b/c the "L" word is to strong. But there is nothing wrong w/being in like right?!

SPIRIT
 
Posts: 886 | Location: VERMONT | Registered: 13 May 2005Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
"Doing what I can"
SFV JUNKIE!!!
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Spirit, there is nothing wrong with being in like. I am there as well. I have caught some kind of bug and I can't seem to get rid of it. Wink

Dali, hon, I think you are the only one with those issues. Well, besides me.

See, we just keep turning the attention on ourselves. LOL Will it ever stop??? LMAO
 
Posts: 5293 | Location: Not Where You Are | Registered: 26 January 2005Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
"THE PURPLE GRAPE...How I feel! LOL"
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Bug,

Hey not give Dali a break I'm sure you are just as in like as he is! Wink Smiler

Wish you both the best of luck finding the cure but enjoy the feeling while it lasts....hopefully it'll last forever for both of you.

SPIRIT
 
Posts: 886 | Location: VERMONT | Registered: 13 May 2005Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
"Doing what I can"
SFV JUNKIE!!!
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Spirit that is so nice. Smiler Thank you Smiler I am sure you will all know how things turn out.
 
Posts: 5293 | Location: Not Where You Are | Registered: 26 January 2005Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
"Active Board Parent"
At A loss for Words - NOT!
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"In Like" works for me! Smiler
 
Posts: 1699 | Location: Iowa | Registered: 15 November 2004Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
"Parent on Board"
Lively & Zealous Parent
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What am I missing? Where have I been. Is it more than internet flirtation now? Have I missed the boat or are Smshy and Dali really in like? So confused, please help. Did one of ya'll relocate with letting me know. Dali if it is all true I can't flirt anymore. But, that's ok I'm almost off the market for now.
 
Posts: 536 | Location: las vegas nv | Registered: 22 June 2005Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
"Doing what I can"
SFV JUNKIE!!!
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Alim, I can only say that Dali and I have gotten to know each other fairly well and are looking to see where our friendship takes us. We are in like with one another you could say. Smiler Neither of us has relocated . . . yet!
 
Posts: 5293 | Location: Not Where You Are | Registered: 26 January 2005Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
"Parent on Board"
Lively & Zealous Parent
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I wish you could see my face. I just made the funniest noise of excitement. YEAH!!!!!!!!!!! I am so happy for you guys. Good luck and hope you guys meet soon if you haven't already. You should feel super special for winning him over all the ladies here fighting for him.
 
Posts: 536 | Location: las vegas nv | Registered: 22 June 2005Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
"Doing what I can"
SFV JUNKIE!!!
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I think that's the other way around hon. Smiler j/k I do feel super special. Smiler
 
Posts: 5293 | Location: Not Where You Are | Registered: 26 January 2005Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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