Can I tell you that my ex is a psycho???? The other night I made a pan of lasagna. I was craving it, but knew Jewel and i would never eat it all and I hate throwing food away. So I thought that I would cut a hunk off for my mom and one for Rob (the ex) because I knew that it was one of his favorite things that I made, and I needed to get rid of some of it. He calls last night to tell me how good it was but then proceeds to inform me that because I gave him lasagna I am missing him and thinking of him. After several attempts to clear it up, he still insisted that i'm pining over him, baking lasagna. I GUESS I thought of him momentarily when I was searching my brain for people to distribute this gigantic caserole to, but not because I miss him! LOL So now he's thinking that i'm in love with him again? Because of lasagna? I guess it's just not possible for me to be nice to him. Otherwise he's going to take it the wrong way and not believe me when I tell him the truth. What the heck is wrong with him anyway?

Because HE misses YOU, and the lasagna offer arrived at just the right (or wrong) time.

Wow. I didn't know if you gave an ex food, that this meant that you wanted the ex back!?!?

What happens when you give someone you like food?

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Originally posted by astarte502:
He calls last night to tell me how good it was but then proceeds to inform me that because I gave him lasagna I am missing him and thinking of him.

Ha ha ha. That struck my funny chord. I'd have to agree. He was probably thinking, "Oh, she made this for me. Yup, she wants me back." As he's rubbing his full belly. (This is the image that made me laugh.)

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What happens when you give someone you like food?

They are too stupid to get the message. They think you just made food. LOL

LMAO that's funny, yet might be true.

Oh, this is funny!!

men can be so simple to understand sometimes...
maybe it reminded him of those great meals you cooked for him, but doesn't want to admit it!!

I find that when you are nice or cordial then they think oh yeah she wants me, she can't live without me.
Thats why I stopped being nice.

share the recipe sounds like it cooks up love i dont mind using it as a fishing bait..thats so funny though "you want him back" he wishes

Hey... I WOULD give my ex food...
but I'll put some kind of rat poison in it LOL If something bad happens to him... then he's a rat.