I don't know if I just really needed to laugh today or what, but when I read this email I laughed my booty off...

CATHOLIC SHAMPOO



While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by
the beer, wine, and liquor section. One asked the other if she would like a beer.
The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she would feel uncomfortable about purchasing it.
The first nun replied that she would handle that without a problem. She picked up a six-pack and took it to the cashier.
The cashier had a surprised look, so the nun said, 'This is for washing our hair.'
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter and put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer. 'The curlers are on me.'

i had shampoo and curlers at a local pub earlier !!!

Lucky!

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Originally posted by trebor:
i had shampoo and curlers at a local pub earlier !!!

how long were you at that pub man you've been MIA a while!!! hope you arent driving LOL

My favorite place is only a block and a half away so NO driving. It is an easy walk.

I have been MIA due to some "STUFF" going on here. I was having problems with my CURRENT-exgirlfriend!! Yea I know how bad that sounds.

I have been away so long I don't know if the payoff was ever produced (pictures).???? SSSSHHHHH,... be quiet,... I don't want to anger the island gods!!! I'm just sayin' ... I didn't bring it up !!!

Since this is a joke thread and I can't think of a good/clean one right now,.. how about a link to a video that was recently sent to me?

btw, if there wasn't a payoff there is a line in the video that should be "HIS" new motto.... "two minutes in heaven are better than one minute in heaven". but I didn't say that,... Laurie did !!!!

ps: the video isn't that clean either.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN0oDnoc3-c