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"Active Board Parent"
At A loss for Words - NOT!
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Hi ladies I thot ya'll might like this!!

Now I lay me down to sleep.
Please don't send me now more creeps.
Please just send me one good man.
One without a wedding band.

One good man who's sweet as pie.
Who brushed his teeth and doesn't lie.
Who dresses neat and doens't smell.
And is sexy like my man Denzel.
Is super-rich like Michael J.
On second thought, that's okay.

Man, if I should die beforeI wake,
that would truly take the cake.
No matrimony or honeymoon.
No fancy receptiion planned for June.
No throwing of the wedding bouquet.
Please, God, don't let me go out that way.

If I die before I meet Mr. Right.
I wont' go out without a fight.
But then again with my luck,
He'd probably be just some schmuck.

The single life is not that bad.
I know it's just a passing fad.
I won't be blue. I will not frown.
Besides, I like my toilet seat down.
No more makeup, wont't comb my hair.
So never mind this stupid prayer.

The single life will do just fine.
So what's up, girlfrien?
IT'S PARTY TIME!!!!
 
Posts: 1576 | Location: Texas | Registered: 06 May 2005Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
"THE PURPLE GRAPE...How I feel! LOL"
Board Beacon Parent
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I love this prayer...it's so true!!!! I was having a yucky day and that made me smile. THANKS LAURIE05
 
Posts: 886 | Location: VERMONT | Registered: 13 May 2005Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
"Active Board Parent"
At A loss for Words - NOT!
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I am glad I could brighten ur day with a smile!!
Keep smilin' cuz we are survivors.
 
Posts: 1576 | Location: Texas | Registered: 06 May 2005Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
"Board Blazen Parent"
At A loss for Words - NOT!
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cute very cute.lol Big Grin
 
Posts: 1779 | Location: Mayberry, In. | Registered: 16 November 2004Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Dew
"Forever"
At A loss for Words - NOT!
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Did you write it , Laurie ?
In any case...it's great !
I love it Big Grin


 
Posts: 1638 | Location: Europe | Registered: 12 January 2004Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
"Active Board Parent"
At A loss for Words - NOT!
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Hey Dew, no I did not write it wish I could take the credit but was passed on to me thru email by a friend.
 
Posts: 1576 | Location: Texas | Registered: 06 May 2005Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
"Photobucket"
Forum Board? No- KeyBoard!
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I loved it too. Had to read it aloud to the co-workers.
 
Posts: 3668 | Location: The Looney Bin | Registered: 31 August 2004Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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