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this is just one of those - kids say the darndest things moments. and had me nearly in tears from laughter

side note - we are potty training right now, so tobi spends his waking moments in undies (so freakin' cute) and sleeps in a diaper at the moment...

potty humor....

the words that follow are tobi peering out of his room at naptime in an attempt to not sleep....


"mommy, i had an accident. my pants are very wet" (he quotes from the potty book, and he is currently in a diaper and no pants)

"its not gas"

"its poop"

"my pants are very wet, very wet. my pants are very wet" (mastering the sentence)

"oh boy."

"it's a big mess"

"mommy, clean up the poop?"

"big mess, clean up the poop?"

by the end i was just about in tears with my head cradled into the crook of my arm, trying desperately to hid just how funny i thought it was and how well he had truly grabbed my attention.
 
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The problem in these situations is not to laugh as then that just gets them going more, but how do you not laugh.

I will be nice to my 2 oldset boys (both married) and not tell stories about them, but there were many funny moments.


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Posts: 576 | Location: Portland Oregon | Registered: 17 December 2004Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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That's too funny! Someone told me once to write these down in a journal or calendar to go back through when they are bigger. Sure wish I did because I know I've forgotten some doozies.

Good luck not laughing...I'm still trying to learn that technique too.




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That perches in the soul-
And sings the tune without words-
and never stops-at all...
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Posted by Blindsky[QUOTE] That's too funny! Someone told me once to write these down in a journal or calendar to go back through when they are bigger. Sure wish I did because I know I've forgotten some doozies.[QUOTE]

I wish I would have written things down. I remember laughing, I just can't remember what it was that made me laugh. I used to think, "I should write that down." Than I would think "Well, I'll never forget that, it was to memorable." Yet, I seem to have forgotten most of it. One things for sure, Kids Say the Darndest things! The little dears..lol
 
Posts: 53 | Location: Toronto | Registered: 31 March 2007Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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LOL too funny!!! I guess we all have this forum for writing things down now and we can always come back and look at our old posts.


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