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Originally posted by scoutmom:
[qb] Lol, aren't kids just wonderful. Please don't tell me this is what I have to look forward to when he hits puberty and get that smart mouth. I gues for now I'll just enjoy him telling me how wonderful and beautiful I am. Do you think if I have him neutered now he'll be able to keep his nicer temperment? [/qb]

Scoutmom's on a rampage, InnI; keeping me laughing tho'

I'm sorry can't help it. Good thing this is a forum it makes me pace my responses. If this was real time I could get out of control fast. The ADD doesn't help either I tend to go all over the place with topics.

Scoutmom! You're killing me! :hugme:


I always say:

I don't care if it's rude, crude, off-color or nasty, ...If it's funny, say it. Because we sure could use more laughter around here. No matter how careful you are, there will always be someone to offend.

So Keep it up.

Uh.. except for the snip part... I have an oversized liver... that means all foreign substances are cleaned out of my system quickly meds, liquor, etc....Just imagine what happened to me when I went to get "snipped"...and the meds wore off halfway through!!

Guys...Let me say I'm sorry now.

So poor paul starts a thread asking for dating advice and scoutmom ends it with snip snip. Oh boy.

"Just imagine what happened to me when I went to get "snipped"...and the meds wore off halfway through!!"


Nooooooooo did they really? That's awful. Don't tell the other guys, it's hard enough to get them to talk about the procedure let alone agree to do it. Personally I think it is a miracle surgery for many more reasons than they can imagine and they should honestly think about it if kids are no longer in the future.

Sounds like you be expensive to take out drinking. How's a girl supposed to get you all liquored up so they can have their way with you?

Scoutmom you hit it right on the head.

It actually works out well, no women can take advantage of me, so no regrets LOL. And since I do like to drink, esp. Wine, it does become rather expensive.

On the good side, I can have a whole bottle of wine with dinner with no problems whatsoever, or a large pitcher of margaritas. ( which is cool cause of love the taste! Mmmm, lime,salt, tequila... Oh, Yes Maam!)

Gail, That's amazing, don't know how you did it. Very impressive. I wish I had advice for you, but I don't. Kind of in the same boat as yourself.

Since reading the posts, I have decided to really be myself when speaking to people, which is really strange for me, because, well... how do I put it without sounding self serving?

Well...I'm a fun guy, no not a mushroom, but I really like to have fun, kid around, ...to me there's always something funny! Always! I have started laughing conversations at funerals and deathwatches. I can't help it,... life is too short to be depressed. I know that sounds bad, but people always thank me later.

But the reason being myself is strange, is that, my EX used to always get on me to stop kidding around, really causing me to stifle my personality.

As you can see by this post, I have no problem being serious and somber when the occasion calls for it, but she would get really irritated.
And I used to tell her. "The only person that I can't relate to, is you." Apparently she'd been dealing with things for quite a long time.

So anyhow, since being more myself, I am having more fun, and am seriously less stressed.

Like I said, I definitely keep checking in. Thanks again to all. And I'll post some pics as soon as I can figure out somewhere online to post them to. :lovehearts:

You are more than welcome here. Funny people make the world go 'round. I use to have the same problem with my ex. He always made me feel like I should hold back or that I was over-the-top. Then I'd say well what exactly was it that attracted you to me in the first place. It's not like I was all quiet and reserved before, or looked like Pam Anderson. I know how to respectfully keep things light. Humor is a stress breaker and people on the board can use as much laughter as possible.

Google "free hosting", Paul; you'll get a whole raft of places that'll do it.

Like...
http://www.afmu.com/
http://www.bravenet.com/

Cool! Thanks binarian. :balloon:

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Originally posted by paulj_in_phx:
[qb] Cool! Thanks binarian. :balloon: [/qb]

Anytime, dude. Got questions, ask 'em.

Scoutmom, :sweetheart:

Did I say thank you yet?

If you were'nt so far, I'd certainly buy you dinner.

Thanks again.

- Paul

Gee wiz, 'twas nothing. I'm just thankful your on board. Anyone who can make people laugh at a funeral is A+ for me. That takes talent. Arizona is a bit of a drive but how about I take a raincheck. After I win the lottery and I'm able to take that cross-country motorcycle trip, you may just get a knock at the door.

Paulj-in-phx, you can buy me dinner! Sounds like your one of the few good guys left in the world!I think what us women want is what you've said, to be put on a pedestal, to be loved especially and truly adored. If a man can get to know the woman, he then will understand what she needs.Right now I'm without a b/f and lonely too.But I've learned to have fun!And thats one thing I can do.You, too, do what makes you happy.I've found it means the gym,alone time, etc.I've found that I really like and love myself-that is really important.

After a very long absence and tons o' work I'm back!!

Scoutmom
Laurie
Binary..
... the rest you ... Inni too.

Missed you guys! ..business has finally slowed down... barely this week. Geez.

So I'm here. In and out.. cleaning ...being a good little boy ..


Everybody....PEACE!!

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